orange is the new…accessory?
Like all good fashion bloggers would, we dedicated last night to the ritual judging of best and worst dressed on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. We will eventually share our top picks for the good, the bad, and the what the hell is Paula Patton wearing?? But first we need to address a more pressing issue. While we were scanning the carpet for faves and foibles, we couldn't help but be distracted by--Holy shit! Look how tan Bradley Coops is!! Oooo, Emma Stone's dress is a miss, that's unfortun--Whoa, look at Leo! He's...orange?? Gwenyth looks cute--Wait! Chris Martin is far too tan for a British man. What is happening?!
Okay. Everytime you see an overly tanned man in the audience, take a shot!
More golden than the globes themselves, the men of Hollywood appeared to have got a hold of some 2 for 1 coupons for spray tans--McConaughey led the pack looking exceptionally Sunkist. And it wasn't just the leading men who were taking on a new hue. As the camera panned through the audience, watching winners fumble to the stage through crowded tables (what was up with that?), there were countless producers, writers and directors caught orange-handed. Yikes.
So is the number one fashion accessory for men a spray tan? We certainly hope not. Let's pray that these Hollywood heavy hitters discover exfoliant sometime before the Oscars.